I guess there is a reason for being PARANOID. You see… I’ve pooped on about anything and anybody that I can find. I’m a fowl, psychotic, liar that takes pleasure in spreading lies and causing defamation of character. This is what I do best, POOP on others! I’m a real Pitch.

But hey, ain’t I pretty on my perch? The reason why I stay up here is so that others can’t Poop on me. Pretty smart, hey? But I have to watch out where I spread my wings and venture. I’m PARANOID! I have this fear that there are others out there who want to Poop on me. In all appearance, I look to be so sweet and kind, but I’m really a wicked pecker-head.

With this Internet thing, I can fly most anywhere and POOP on someone. I’m a master of lying and deception and making things “fowl” for others. I think I have a good name, but I’m really a hypocritical lying “fowl” mouth. So, when things don’t go the way I see them, then I Poop on the one I find culpable. I derive great pleasure from watching someone getting the POOP on.
 

Oh by the way, I’m also a self-righteous, hypocritical, christian who can’t get along with REAL Christians, so I find the time to POOP on them. There are not too many church-perches that I wouldn’t want to land on (attend). You see, I don’t get along well with too many of these so-called pastors who try to POOP on me. Remember, I’m PARANOID! If I find the slightest thing wrong with their doctrine, then I fly the coop. Heck, I can’t even get along with my neighbor birds. That’s probably the reason why Snotty and I have nested in ggggggg and kept our distances from neighbors. I think they want to POOP on me. There I go again, I'm being PARANOID!

Do I really want a cracker ( a lie)? To be a Cracker? Sure! Crackers are great. They cause ruin and disruption of lives toward those who are trying to POOP on me. As a devout PARANOID, in need of professional psychological help, I find crackers an overwhelming and satisfying taste. Here’s what I found out about crackers:

Paranoid, adj. - Exhibiting or characterized by extreme and irrational fear or distrust of others: a paranoid suspicion that the phone might be bugged.

Psychotic, n - a parrot affected by psychosis.

Psychosis, n - A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning.

My motto is, “POOP onto others before they have the chance to POOP on me.”

Being a fake christian, I have greater insight as to what lying is all about. And, it also involves the deceptive practice of manipulating those who are not as smart as me such as the idiots on the SpiritFX forum. They (militant extremists) are so easy to manipulate. They are worthless pigeons. The crackers are fed to them, so they can spread more POOP on others.

I have the deranged gift and the parrot power to manipulate gggg (my oldest brother) and Pessimystic (my mother). More on that later!

I belong to my great Vulture, the devil, and I want to carry out my great Vulture’s desire. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies. (Reference: John 8:44)

As a fake christian, I think I have the right to reference Scripture. You know, just like David Koresh or Jim Jones! In order to be like the Vulture, I have to appear to be good.

I have a bird’s eye view of this (pun intended) deception that the Vulture has wrecked in the church. And, I am doing my best to participate in wrecking havoc. Sure, I attend every so often, sing the songs, dress nicely, smile in their face, and make it appear that I’m such an outstanding christian. But inwardly, it’s my goal to disrupt things, to make things miserable, especially for those who are doing the works of their Father.. If I can deceive these naïve fools, then I know I bring glory to the great Vulture. The beauty is this: They think I’m one of them. What a laugh!

This is what I know about the great Vulture:

As I am in the darkness of the Vulture, I fly in the circles of his flight path. Because, the fruit of his works is in all forms of evil and poopiness and lies. (Opposite of Ephesians 4:8b-9)

What is POOP? It's filthiness, and it equates to all forms of evil. It's the opposite of good works and righteousness.

It ruffles my feathers to see these goody-two-shoes (REAL Christians) going out and doing good things such as feeding the poor, giving money to those in need, visiting those in prison, or providing comfort to the elderly. They need to be POOPed on. One of my tactics is to discredit them, try to bring shame, and classify them as a "cult" with with several psycho-babble lies, AND doing all of this with fabrications, lies, twisting the truth, and omission of the entire story. I love to drop the POOP on them.

Another thing that causes me to do the POOP thing is when these REAL Christians take their Jesus to the public (outside of their coop). Their so-called righteousness and Savior needs to be caged and isolated.

One of the things they quote is this:

Because of my odd obsessive disorder and PARANOID psychosis, I have to pick the most trivial of details and make it appear as a lie. Case in point: One of the Eaglets claimed that he was interviewed by CNN after viewing “The Passion of the Christ” movie, I claimed that he was never interviewed and made him out to be a liar.

I'm proud to announce my POOPing on Eaglets on several occasions. My Snotty counterpart and I intend to continue our harassment, lying, and POOPing on Eaglets. What ever it takes! Here are some of the obsessive disorderly things I have done to show how I have POOPed and "cracker'd."

• Fraudulently reported to the FBI that an Eaglet had spread viruses and caused denial of service attacks.
   
• Fraudently reported to Connecticut State Police about Internet Harassment (I'm the one who did the Internet Harassment).
   
• Created a website to spread more lies about one of the Eaglets.
   
• Sent out countless e-mails, including malicious lies, half-truths, and defamation of Eaglet to militant extremists, FBI and several other law enforcement agencies, government officials, and other people who desire to see Eaglet fall.
   
• Harassed Eaglet's friends and associates with threatening e-mails.

My obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and PARANOID psychosis are my character qualities that bring glory to the great Vulture. As a Pitch of a Parrot, I can truly "POOP onto others before they have the chance to POOP on me."

1. Grandiose Sense of Self – I am highly educated and much smarter than Eaglet and his brothers. Heck, I'm even smarter than my mother, Pessimystic. No one can tell me what to do! My tremendous feelings of grandiose are based upon my superior intellect. And, my POOP smells better than other birdies.
2. Manipulative and Cunning – I have been a manipulator for many years. One of my best works has to do with manipulating my mother, Pessimystic. She’s a dolt and can be easily lead to do whatever I say. Case in point: I convinced her to sign a Living Will whereby I have a controlling factor on her personal properties and assets. I’m a Pitch of a Parrot!
3. Glibness and Superficial Charm – My self-confidence and superior intellect allows me to spin lies and deceptions without doubt from others as to its validity. I have mastered the language of the great Vulture to mislead and deceive other dimwit birds. Rather charming of me, hey?
4. Shallow Emotions – I hide behind the beak of sanity, employing obsessive and malicious acts so as to serve an ulterior motive. Having this trait allows me to make promises of love, joy, peace, and feelings of safety. But in reality, I can only offer discontent, hatefulness, anger, and fear. As a fake christian, I take pride in the traits that bring glory to the great Vulture and are outlined in Galatians 5:19-20 such as discord, selfish ambition, jealousy, factions, and envy.
5. Pathological Lying – This is one of my greatest traits and an obsession. After years of practice, I have mastered this trait and find this as a means to easily manipulate and deceive others. As a most recent example, I’ve convinced several featherbrained idiots in some Internet forums that I am telling the truth. What a bunch of dolts!
6. Incapacity for Love – I divorced the other parrot, Freud, because we could not agree on family issues, the element of having children, and other matters. Yeah, that’s right, I have no children and don’t want children. But, I’m a busybody and like to tell (not suggest, but order) others how to control and treat their children. That’s how I show love by the spirit of the great Vulture.
7. No Remorse, Guilt or Shame – I often have a PARANOID view of those that fly around me, often seeing them as targets or opportunities to deceive and wreck havoc in their lives. My pride and superior intellect is in lieu of any feelings of remorse, guilt or shame. See how easy it is?
8. Lack of Empathy/Callousness – Here’s the trait I use to express utter contempt for anyone else’s feelings. Seeing the poor, elderly, sick, and those in need is not important to me. Instead, I criticize them for being lazy, old, and pathetic. Although, I have superior intellect, perception, and a means to judge other people, I distance myself from the hopeless victims of the great Vulture.
9. Stimulation Needs – I often seek the thrill of sending out letters, creating websites, and e-mailing in order to obtain some attention. I am quite devious in doing this, trying to stir up trouble and strife. Some Internet forums are another means for stimulating the need to arouse hatred and anger, especially against the Eaglets.
10. Poor Behavioral Control – I get upset when other parrots are told what to do and disobey me. This infuriates me beyond control of my emotions. I have gone into fits of rage against Freud, Eaglet, Eaglet's children, and my mother, Pessimystic. Generally, my aberrant behavior is a well-kept secret, known only to a few parrots.
11. Early Behavior Problems – Hey, I’m a perfect little angel parrot. I’ve never done anything wrong.
12. Irresponsible and/or Unrealistic – I have no concern for Eaglet and his children because my goal is to wreck havoc in other parrot’s lives. Often I find them culpable for the consequences of their behavior. I enjoy treading and POOPing on their dreams and aspirations. Judging them, and bringing ridicule to the forefront is my means to belittle and crush them under my talons.
13. Parasitic Lifestyle – It’s my hidden agenda to wait until the old bird kicks the bucket and I can have all the control over her personal property and assets. Living Wills are great!
14. Criminal Activity – I like to keep this a subliminal aspect of my obsessive lies and malicious defamation of other parrots and Eaglets. Lying before the police and other law enforcement agencies is a criminal act. But the legal system is controlled so much by the great Vulture, I can get away with this activity.
15. Sexual Behavior – I’m not going to say either way about this. But I like to convince authorities such as DCYS that Eaglet has physically and sexually abused his children. I desperately tried to convince DCYS of his aberrant behavior, and I even manipulated and conned my mother, Pessimystic, to get involved in disrupting his custody. But somehow, he was able to get away with it as I have reported the flaws in the DCYS system. At least it’s a good excuse and a great lie to cover my failures.

You're lovely parrot, Paranoia Polly